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George Carlin
George Carlin
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ugly as sin (2017)
PC PSA
It’s Bad for Ya (2008)
Stupid Bullshit on the Phone
What a Phone Call Should Be
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2004)
Modern Man
The Ten Commandments
Goodnight Timmy
Nothing Changes
The Secret News (News ticker sound effect)
Complaints and Grievances (2001)
Parents of Honor Students
Answering Machines
Family Newsletters
Singers With One Name
Guys Named Todd
Gun Enthusiasts
Back in Town (1996)
Sanctity of Life
Capital Punishment
State Prison Farms
Farting in Public
Familiar Expressions
Free-Floating Hostility
Abortion
Jammin’ in New York (1992)
We Like War
Little Things We Share
Airline Announcements
Golf Courses for the Homeless
The Planet Is Fine
Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics (1990)
Offensive Language
I Ain’t Afraid of Cancer
Some People Are Stupid
Rape Can Be Funny
Feminist Blowjob
Good Ideas
Things You Never Hear
Things You Never See
Things You Don’t Wanna Hear
Life’s Little Moments
They’re Only Words
A Place For My Stuff (1981)
Acknowledgements
Opening
A Place For My Stuff
First Announcements
Have A Nice Day
Rice Krispies
Second Announcements
Interview With Jesus
Join The Book Club
Abortion
Third Announcements
Ice Box Man
Fourth Announcements
Asshole Jackoff Scumbag
Fifth Announcements
Sixth Announcements
Class Clown (1972)
The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
FM & AM (1972)
The Hair Piece
Take-Offs and Put-Ons (1967)
Wonderful WINO (Top-40 Disc Jockey)
Others
Traffic Accidents - Keep Movin’!
DUNNO
You & Me (Things That Come Off of Your Body)
Earth & Plastic
Don’t Think Too Much
End Humanity Now
Modern Day Future
1996 HBO Special on Pro-Lifers and Abortion
Action-6 News
Advertising Intro
George Carlin on How He Came Up With Material, Advice to Young Comedians, and His Influence
Pull Up (Outro)
Religion is Bullshit
Roman Torture
Season 1 Episode 1: George Carlin Opening
The Seven Words You Can Never Say On Tv
When i’m with you (numb)