George Carlin
End Humanity Now
[Intro – George Carlin sample]
"Oh. When nature's going crazy, throwing things around, scaring people and destroying property, I’m a happy fucking guy. I'm a happy fucking guy... For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature..."
"So when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None..."
"And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing – whether it's natural or manmade... Don’t you have a part of you, a part of you that secretly hopes еverything gets worse?"
[Chorus]
End humanity now!
Nothing good to say, and wе've had our day
End humanity now!
It's the end of the road and we blew our load
End humanity now!
Why go on like this, we're a fucking cyst!
End humanity now!
It's just take, take, take – give the planet a break
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
[Verse]
Human beings are a stain on this planet
In a blip on its timeline and we've damned it
Rubbing against nature, like cheese and chalk
We've shafted our ecology – no time to talk
It's not just us that live on this earth
But it’s us who rob it for its worth
We pave the planet and pollute the air
Driving up sea levels, without a care
We’re biting the hand that feeds us
If the world were a spot then we'd be the pus!
Every day 150 species become extinct
We abuse our home, are these things not linked?
The industrial revolution spiral out of control
A hunger for growth and gadgets became our goal
There are some solutions but they’re often suppressed
Where the fuck next is anybody's guess!
[Chorus]
End humanity now!
Nothing good to say, and we've had our day
End humanity now!
It's the end of the road and we blew our load
End humanity now!
Why go on like this, we’re a fucking cyst!
End humanity now!
It's just take, take, take – give the planet a break
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
[Bridge]
Wha'cha gonna do
Wha'cha gonna do
Wha'cha gonna do
When it comes for you?
Wha'cha gonna do
Wha'cha gonna do
Wha'cha gonna do
When it comes for you?
Wha'cha gonna do
Wha'cha gonna do
Wha'cha gonna do
When it comes for you?
"And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing – whether it's natural or manmade, I always hope it gets worse..."
[Chorus]
End humanity now!
Nothing good to say, and we've had our day
End humanity now!
It's the end of the road and we blew our load
End humanity now!
Why go on like this, we're a fucking cyst!
End humanity now!
It's just take, take, take – give the planet a break
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
End humanity now!
[Outro]
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
What are we waiting for?
"For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature... So when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that..."