[Intro]
Alright, everyone, come on, gather around
Christmas is here
Time for presents and cheer

[Verse 1]
Up on the housetop, thwip, thwip, wham
In swings good old Spider-Man
He isn't Santa with all his toys
He's saving the city for the girls and boys

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Up on the housetop, thwip, thwip, yay!
Spidey is coming to save the day

[Verse 2]
First comes a present for old Doc Ock
Punch in the face from a cinder block
Thrown in the slammer for all that crime
The Christmas present is to do some time

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Up on the housetop, thwip, thwip, yay!
Spidey is coming to save the day
[Verse 3]
Then comes the Lizard to shake and shift
'Til he's wrapped up in webs like a Christmas gift
What's in his stocking? What'll it be?
It's ten to twelve in solitary

[Chorus]
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Up on the housetop, thwip, thwip, yay!
Spidey is coming to save the day

[Outro]
Spidey is coming
Spidey is coming to save the day