[Verse]
I was paid today, and I was craving some takeaway
A Big Mac with no pickles - that would be tasty, ayy?
I go to Maccas and explain it, but they just say
"We need to make it fresh, so can you wait in the waiting bay?"
A great delay, but then my burger arrives
Along with a large Coke and it was served with some fries
I guess the drive was worth it, everything was perfect in size
Then in my Big Mac, I find a disturbing surprise
Eurgh, pickles? What the fuck are they in my burger for?
What the fuck do I look like, a fucking herbivore?
This the type of shit I would murder for
I'll burn the store down and I'll kill the clown that they're working for
Alert the law, there'll be no survival, I'm known to rise
And now I'd rather a loaded rifle than loaded fries
I hope you know you've provoked a rival, and so demise
Anything you consider so delightful, I hope it dies
'Cause that was fucking despicable, dude
Is removing some pickles really that difficult, dude?
I've had enough of all your crippling food
If you're giggling, too, just know that my clique'll intrude, bitch

[Pre Chorus]
From now on, I'll be going down to HJ's
Where every single burger has a great taste
KFC even made the pickles vacate
Fuck McDonalds, they ain't nothing but a fake mate
Hold up, they're impossible, that's it
I just really wanna see 'em stop all the wack shit
I might sound like a horrible fat prick
But you can tell Ronald he can gobble a Mac dick
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm calling Maccas wack
Yeah, I'm calling Maccas wack
Yeah, I'm calling Maccas wack
They put pickles on my burger, now, that is that
Cunt

[Outro]
Hahahaha