[Verse 1]
Months and months of back-to-school ads
We've got shit to do in August
I don't care if you've got shit planned
I plan on being abducted

[Verse 2]
Or maybe you could come to me
But watch out for the spider bees
If we decide to box the porch
And talk how much we hate the Earth

[Verse 3]
They were in the woods
Behind your parents' house
We were half-asleep
Some crazy shit went down
I saw the stars align
The boys are right on time
I think I saw a light
But it broke my line of sight

[Outro]
(Much better)