[Verse 1]
Taxi driver
Be my shrink for the hour
And keep the meter running
It's rush hour
So take these streets if you wanna
Just outrun the demons could you

[Pre-Chorus]
And you said Allahu akbar
I told him don’t curse me
Boy you need a prayer
I guess it couldn't hurt me
If it brings me to my knees
It's a bad religion
Oh

[Chorus]
This unrequited love
To me it’s nothing but a one-man cult
Like cyanide in my styrofoam cup
I could never make her love me
Never make her love me
Love me
Love me
[Verse 2]
Taxi driver
I swear I've got three lives
Balanced on my head like steak knives
I can't tell you the truth about my disguise
I can't trust no one

[Pre-Chorus]
You said Allahu akbar
I told him don't curse me
Cause boy you need a prayer
I guess it couldn't hurt me
If it brings me to my knees
It's a bad religion
Oh

[Chorus]
This unrequited love
To me it's nothing but a one-man cult
Like cyanide in my styrofoam cup
I could never make her love me
Never make her love me
Oh

[Outro]
Only bad religion
When you love someone
Who doesn’t love you
Only bad religion
Could make me feel
The way I do