[Intro: Eric Andre]
There's no rules, just a bunch of bullshit!
Rapper Warrior Ninja!
Fat Tony! Go!

[Verse 1: Fat Tony & Eric Andre]
Okay!
(Hit that helium!)
Yeah
(Don't stop freestyling!)
Ooo, oh, I'm spinnin' in this bitch!
Hello, hello, hello!
I don't know why I did this fuckin' show
Maybe I'm dumb, oo
Ow! I ain't do nothin' wrong!
Actually bring yo ass back over here, where you goin'?
Ahh! Ahh!
What is Steve-O spinnin' in a chair?
Steve-O, what the fuck he doin' with his balls?

[Verse 2: Freddie Gibbs & Eric Andre]
Man, what the fuck is this shit, man?
I don't wanna do this shit, man
(Rap, God damn it!)
I came on Eric Andre and I don't give a fuck
I wanna get down
I'm gonna get my AK when I get back to town
And I'm gonna shoot all you bitches
'Cause— oh, ahh! Shit!
You son of a bitch!
I'ma kill you, n***a!
Oh, mother— get me off this shit!
[Verse 3: OG Swaggerdick & Eric Andre]
(Hit that helium!)
Might I hit the helium
Come through like a, like a—
Oh! No no! Ow! Ow, bitch!
(Hahahaha!)
Hey, n***a didn't say of, get thе fuck off my face!
(This is my shit)
I don't want that shit!

[Verse 4: CUCO & Eric Andre]
(Rip his fuckin' hair out of his legs!)
No, no, hold up, hold up
Hold the fuck up
It's so fucking hot!— oh!
Hahaha

[Outro: Eric Andre]
Ow! Ow! Hahahaha!