[Verse 1]
Listen up motherfucker, I’m your friend
Had your back since the start, until the end
But nobody’s got a habit quite like you
And now I’m scared
I don’t know what to do

[Chorus 1]
Hey man
You gotta slow down
‘Cause I don’t want that phone call

[Verse 2]
You almost died
Five or six times
You said you’d straighten out
After your DUI
‘Cause no one should ever have to call their fate
Death by drugs and alcohol at 28

[Chorus 2]
Hey man
You gotta slow down
Cause I don’t want that phone call
Are you listening?
Or are you lit now?
Dry yourself out
'Cause I don’t want that phone call
[Outro]
And I don’t know
What I’m gonna say here
Why is it so hard to be sincere?
Yeah
I don’t want that phone call