[Verse 1]
It's coming on Christmas
They're cutting down trees
They're putting up reindeer
Singing songs of joy and peace
And I wish I had a river I could skate away on

[Verse 2]
But it don't snow here
It stays pretty green
I'm gonna make a lot of money
And I'm gonna quit this crazy scene
Oh I wish I had a river I could skate away on

[Chorus]
I wish I had a river so wide
I would teach my feet to fly (Hey, hey)
And I wish I had a river I could skate away on