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The Children Yearn For Megalovania

{Verse 1}
You aren't my usual kid, you know?
Wanna have a bad time, then let's go
Before we start, I've got to let
You in on a little secret

I've got my Gaster Blaster gun
I'll tell you, before we have our fun
This may be hard to believe
But I... Am STEVE

{Verse...?????? 2}
Chicken Jockey!
As a child, I yearned for the mines
THIS....... is a CRAFTING TABLE!
The Overworld!
Flint and STEEL!
An ENDERpearl!
The Nether!
First we mine, then we craft! Let's MINECRAFT!