[Ed]
Well I’m fed up
Of bein’ kicked around

[Moray]
In our setup
Favorites aren't allowed

[Ace]
We played nicely
Now I wonder what it was for

[Mooch]
Cause the feisty gang
Don't need one more!

[All]
Come on gang, strike up the band!
Deal out our next hand

[Ed]
We got clubs for fighting
Don't ya mess with us
Stompin' out the tiny pest!
I just ain't impressed with you no more
[Moray]
We got diamonds shining
Don't you mess with us!
Fighting makes us feel alive
The feisty five should honor the last four

[All]
We stacked the deck
Now your gonna get wrecked
Genuflect or get out of our town!

[Ace]
We got spades for dealing
Don't you mess with us
Up the ante 'til ya fold
Consider this evening up our score!

[Mooch]
We got hearts we're stealing
Don't you mess with us!
Your glory is getting old
Why are you the one that the star adores?

[Ed and Moray]
We had so many showdowns at high noon
[Ace and Mooch]
Fought for the place that he just gave to you

[All]
Maybe you should share the pain
Be the one in front of the train
So don't mess with out gang
The feisty -

[Ed]
One

[Moray]
Two

[Ace]
Three

[Mooch]
Four!

[Ed and Moray]
Well I'm fed up
Diamonds shining
With being kicked around
What's yours isn't mine and
In our setup
Why you gotta win all the time?
Favorites aren't allowed
[Ace and Mooch]
We played nicely
Hearts you keep stealing
Now I wonder what it was for
It isn't appealing
Cause the feisty gang
The leader revealing his feelings -
Don't need one more!
How sore!

[All]
Come on gang, strike up the band!
Deal out our next hand!

[Ed]
Fearlessness!

[Moray]
Excellence!

[Ace]
Intuition!

[Mooch]
Sneakiness!

[Ed]
Toughness!

[Moray]
Youthfulness!

[Ace and Mooch]
We don't have no justice!
.
[Ed + Ace and Moray + Mooch]
We’re fed up
Diamonds shining
With being kicked around
What's yours isn't mine and
In our setup
Why you gotta win all the time?
Favorites aren’t allowed

[All]
We played nicely
Now let's settle the score
With our-

[Ed]
Clubs for fighting!

[All]
Don't you mess with us!

[Moray]
Diamonds shining!

[All]
Don't you mess with us!

[Ace]
Spades for dealing

[All]
Don't you mess with us!

[Mooch]
Hearts we're stealing!

[All]
Don't you mess with us!
Cause you really shouldn't mess
With the four!