I’m smart like a genius.
You’re dumb like an idiot.

I’m handsome like a prince.
You’re ugly like a regular person.

You’re slow like a dumb slug.
I’m fast like a cheetah. Nice knowing ya, SLUG!

You’re poor like one of those people who shops at
that stupid puppet store.
I’m rich like the guy who owns that stupid puppet store.

Your girlfriend sucks.
I don’t have a girlfriend which is way better ’cause your
girlfriend sucks!

You’re clumsy like a bad waitress.
I’m suave like a good usher.

You’re weak likе an old plastic spoon.
I’m strong like a really good-looking guy.

I’m two thumbs up. Way up.
You’re two thumbs down. Oops!
You’rе an ant.
I am the wise praying mantis.

When you walk around, people point and laugh.
When I walk around, people point and smile.

You suck.
I don’t.
I don’t suck.
You do.

I’m smart like a genius.
You’re dumb like an idiot.