[Verse 1]
So long, goodbye
I'll see you when I see you
You can pick the street, I'll meet you
On the other side
So long, goodbye
Do I really have to finish?
Do returns always diminish?
Did I say that right?

[Pre-Chorus]
Does anybody want a joke
When no one's laughing in the background?

[Chorus]
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go outside again

[Verse 2]
So long (see ya)
I'm slowly losing power
Has it only been an hour?
No, that can't be right
So long, goodbye
Hey, here's a fun idea:
How about I sit on the couch
And I'll watch you next time?
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna hear you tell a joke
When no one's laughing in the background

[Chorus]
So this is how it ends
I promise to never go outside again

[Bridge]
Am I going crazy? Would I even know?
Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?
Want to guess the ending, if it ever does?
I swear to God, that all I ever wanted was
A little bit of everything all of the time
A bit of everything all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside
If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broke-n, dammit
Call me up and tell me a joke
Oh shit (oh shit)
You're really joking at a time like this?

[Outro]
Well, well, look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well, buddy, you've found it
Now come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded