[Verse]
Life is bleak, and things are bad
You can't trust your mom or dad
But here's a fix to save your soul
An audio adventure for the young and old

[Pre-Chorus]
He's Shawn, he's a boyscout, he records every show
There's Matt, he worships Satan and pretends he's a hobo
The cabin is the nexus of all matter that we know
So watch these crazy boys go go go

[Chorus]
It's the Cabin Boyz
They inherited a cabin, now they're making lots of noise
Fictional brothers for you to enjoy
It's the Cabin Boyz