[Chorus]
Ooh, I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex
I'm having sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex
I am having sex in Minecraft
With the funny creeper, now
I am having sex, in Minecraft

[Chorus]
I am having sex, in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Ooh, I'm having sex
I am having sex in Minecraft
God, I'm having sex in Minecraft
I am having sex in Minecraft

[Verse 1]
Fucking and sucking, shitting too
Minecraft is the game for you
Ooh, it's been an accident
Grandma died in the hospital
But I don't have the time for that
Cuz it's Minecraft, time
Now I'm gonna see if I can have sex
[Verse 2]
Fisting and shitting, everywhere
It is Minecraft, I totally swear
Fisting, sucking, and shitting too
Time to eat some Minecraft poo

[Bridge]
Ooh, I am escaping from the hospital
Because they locked me up for playing Minecraft
Time to die

[Chorus]
Sex in Minecraft, sex in Minecraft
I'm having sex in Minecraft
Yeah, sex in Minecraft

[Outro]
Oh, ahhh
Ohhh, ahhh
Ohhh, ahhh
Ohhh
Sex in Minecraft
(Rahhh)