[Spoken Intro]
Well, friends, it's been a long road, hasn't it?
Three albums down the can or the toilet
Hope you all enjoyed these silly tunes about skeletons
But this is it; the final song

[Chorus]
Save one, save a bone for me
Save one, skeleton for me

[Verse 1]
It has been a lonesome road
Full of stupid overload
Though even, even I
Realize this shit just gotta die

[Chorus]
Save one, save a bone for me
Save one, skeleton for me

[Verse 2]
Now, don't, don't be sad
Reflect upon the fun we had
Don't fret, I will make more
I just don't want these albums to be a bore
[Spoken]
I mean, really, three albums?
Is that not really fucking enough

[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Skeleton metal
Skeleton metal

[Spoken Break]
Ha-ha-ha-hang on, hang on, fuck all that
I'm not ending skeleton metal with a fuckin' ballad
Like how lame would that be, right?
No, fuck that, we're ending this the proper way
1 2 3 4

[Verse 3]
I am not ending skeleton metal this way
I am ending it like a doomsday

[Spoken Outro]
Alright, it's almost time for my song
Sorry buddy you're a lil late
Wha-what's that?
You're late
That blundering boob fucked me out of a deal
Yeah that guy's a dickhead
There's gonna be consequences, nyaaarrgh!