[Verse 1]
Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

[Verse 2]
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek

[Verse 3]
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But, I uh, I don't think we should

[Verse 4]
Spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be

[Outro]
Hey wait a minute, that song's copyrighted
What have you done, you can't play that stuff, no
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see, absolute horror
Hey, wait a minute, Lars Ulrich's gonna be pissed
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
Make up some stupid shit instead
That's better
Lalalalalala, go fuck yourself