[Intro]
How to be cool!

[Verse 1]
Don't eat and go swimming in the pool
Or else I won't teach you how to be, how to be cool
Please cut off the sides of my sandwich
Or I will use, bad language, booger!
I cannot drive a car but Velcro shoes gets me far
Teach me, how to be cool

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
When you are walking down the streets
Don't eat the mysterious beefs
Wanna be cool? (Yes)
Wanna be tough? (Okay)
Well, I hope you brushed your teeth enough
Or do you wanna be a toothless bitch?
(Why don't you)

[Bridge]
Get a clue, gain some height
Just don't shit in thе shower tonight
Or mom might find out
[Verse 3]
The doctor told me thеre was blood in my stool
Doctor, does that make me cool?

[Outro]
No, you're dying!