Alvin:
Waylon
Waylon Jennings!
The biggest, baddest outlaw in the west
My hero

Waylon:
Hey Alvin

Alvin:
How I'd love to be an outlaw
Acting bad and looking cool
How I'd love to be an outlaw
Playin' hooky, skippin' school
(Yeah!)

Robbing banks and buying candy
And eat it all all by myself
(Ha ha ha)
I'd buy a brand new bike and skateboard
For me to ride and no one else

Waylon:
Now little haus
I think there's something I ought tell you
It ain't no fun to be an outlaw
When there's a posse on your trail
It ain't no fun to be an outlaw
Behind some bars in a jail

Nights are cold out in the desert
With the ground beneath your hair
Sleeping out in stormy weather
When you could be home in bed

Alvin:
Nah! I'd still love to be an outlaw
And never take a bath for years
How I'd love to be an outlaw
And never wash behind my ears (ha ha ha)

Waylon:
It ain't no fun to be an outlaw
It ain't cool being bad
It ain't no fun to be an outlaw
So stay home with mom and dad

Alvin:
Mom and dad?
Come on, Waylon!
Let's get on the back of your Harley and pain the town
Waylon:
Nah, I thought you were grounded

Alvin:
Yeah, but for no good reason

Waylon:
Well whatcha do?

Alvin:
I put a little super glue in Dave's boots
He had to wear them everywhere
Even in the bathtub

Waylon:
Ah, I see

Alvin:
Um, well there's more

Waylon:
What else?

Alvin:
Well, there was this jukebox
Waylon:
You mean the one that blew up?

Alvin:
Now that could of happened to anyone!

Waylon:
Uh huh
Well, is that it?

Alvin:
Well, I accidentally exchanged Dave's earplugs with bubble gum
He still can't get it out

Waylon:
Uh, I see
Well, I bet it wasn't worth all the trouble you've gotten into
Now was it?

Alvin:
Yeah, it was

Waylon:
Alvin

Alvin:
Alright, alright
I hate it!
Locked in this house!
No TV!

Alvin & Waylon:
I don't want to be an outlaw
It just ain't cool being bad
I don't want to be an outlaw
So stay home with mom and dad

Alvin:
Uh, Waylon?
Do you think you can talk to Dave for me?
Tell him to lighten up
Oh, and remember you have to talk real loud
He can't hear too well with all that bubble gum stuck in his ears