[Verse]

If allotted only one weapon, I'd choose the Tide to go stick
And I don't want to explain myself
On the topic of home renovations I could neither build nor paint a shelf, ascertain wealth like a mithril elf
There's a certain kind of joy in saving money to buy a vacuum cleaner or some other meddling utensil
Trying to have a small talk on the L and it grows into a big talk on the L and now we're arguing at home
Eggplant parmesan, "mischievous" or "mischeevious" I don't know the correct pronunciation
I don't know the correct pronunciation

[Outro: Sample]

Uh yeah, this is uh, this is Wilford Brimley