YTCracker
except crime (feat. dnz)
[goldfinger]
Man has climbed mount everest
Gone to the bottom of the ocean
He's fired rockets to the moon
Split the atom
Achieved miracles
In every field of human endeavor
Except crime!
[ytcracker]
Good afternoon - sitting in my room
Got to get some shells on these servers soon
Another tune - bass goes boom
Got a ring camera and that thang run doom
But i'm glad you could make it
Everyone's a flake these days and i wish it weren't soooooo
Nobody wanna be a pro
They just want to get a bag (get a bag) full of dough
Gotta get a mind for the darkside
Break into the enclave ending the apartheid
Fistful of keys in the fortress
Fake IDs with the deepfake portraits
Gonna teach you the basics
How to glitch the gate array they running on them ASICs -
And i ain't talking bout the drink or the shoes
Hit a kickflip while i pop an efuse
[Chorus]
So you want to be a gladiator? trying to get your weight up?
It's your lucky day today i'm doing you a favor
Cause i don't know another way to make a living (except crime)
Gotta be the man with the methods
Bust into the data center then i run the exploit blind
Don't wanna do anything else (except crime)
Do you find it vulgar
The way i be collecting databases in my desktop folder?
The way i siphon all the repos and the secrets
Got a list of services i check on if your key fits
I'm in a lateral mood
And i'm moving through prod like an adderall dude
And if i'm escalating i don't wanna hear you hating
On the contents of my catalog dude
I break into banks (banks)
So i don't even worry if the market tanks
Got an auth bypass on the payments portal
With the help of a kernel backdoor stay immortal
So i always got a watering hole if i'm dried up
Sorry bout your luck if the money get tied up
I'm just out here trying to survive
The way only i know how keeping it e55
Obfuscated ransomware
Using prototype pollution what a handsome pair
Make a minuscule modification to the project
Watch a new developer download and install it
Vibe coders giving me aura
They check environ in the history without .gitignoring
That i can add to my collection in my owned.txt
That i use to run my miners on AWS
Pretty please with a CHERI on top
Let me see another zero-click in Z(ed)-Wave drop
Let me see another uboot heap allocation
Let a firmware load that beat validation
Let me - keep em guessing keep my entropy source
Clock encoded with the jitter in the silvio course
Let me - lead my people to the root of the tree
Let me stay a criminal and i can make em believe
[Chorus]
[dnz]
Mounting up the colo you could call it racketeering
Engineering every method rotten brains do my bidding
Same loot box that i'm skinning -
The micro transaction keep network affiliates winning
Hella booters, bootkits, based on the blockchain
Suave on a bitch - call me vic fontaine
My endgame is engines for engrams enslave the incels
I push it to the precipice of principles
Got your cyber insurance in line
Gotta make sure that you gonna comply
I'll ensure your environment's mine
Tickbox filed and accepted all the risk of my crime
Sitting in the dark with the redshift
This database i dead lift
Dead drop sneaker net connect cop
Sysadmin hindu with the red dot
5s in the PC garf like i'm wheezy
[Chorus]
Popping off the parabolic bouncing right back
Out of bounds read on a randomized stack
Wearing all black when i speak to the oracle
Filling up space with the rows and columns bro
Time to exfiltrate in the TLS shake
Rocket jump nest bunny hop this quake
There's no evidence, no blood on this cuticle
Taste your tears at the funeral in your cubicle
[ytcracker]
Have it your way know i'm gonna have mine
Trying to be a kingpin running online
Where i'm speaking on (crime crime)
Crew is so slick we won't ever do time
Try to stick a hacker where the sun don't shine you'll find
Us slipping them cuffs
When i'm shouting from the mountain bout (crime crime crime crime)
Have it your way know i'm gonna have mine
Trying to be a kingpin running online
Where i'm speaking on (crime crime)
Crew is so slick we won't ever do time
Try to stick a hacker where the sun don't shine you'll find
Us slipping them cuffs
When i'm shouting from the mountain bout (crime crime)