[Spoken: Jim Lindberg, Fletcher Dragge]
Like the rest of you guys
We grew up listening to punk rock music bands like Black Flag
I said, bands like Black Flag
And the Circle Jerks
And the Descendents
(Sorry, we're going East Coast)
T.S.O.L
Bad Religion
(Minor fuckin' Threat)
Fletcher wants to play Minor Threat tonight
Play it faster, play it faster

[Verse 1]
We're not the first, I hope we're not the last
'Cause I know we're all heading for that adult crash
The time is so little, the time belongs to us
Why is everybody in such a fucking rush?

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Make do with what you have, take what you can get
Pay no mind to us, we're just a minor threat

[Chorus]
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
[Verse 2]
I was early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an adult, but I'm a minor at heart
Go to college, be a man, what's the fucking deal?
It's not how old I am, it's how old I feel

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Take your time, try not to forget
We never will, we're just a minor threat

[Chorus]
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat
We're just a minor threat

[Spoken: Fletcher Dragge]
(That's a fucking lie!)
Alright, it looks like you guys are tired
We're gonna let you go home, goodnight