[Verse 1]
Kick the baby like it's FIFA
Sip the Clorox like it's soda
Eat the pickle like it's kosher
I eat flowers, call me Flora
Date a doll but she's not Asian
Marry children like Malaysian
Save the kitty cat for later
'Cause LILNEDBIGBY is racist

[Hook]
I don't really have no friends
I don't really have no friends, no

[Verse 2]
Draco Malfoy, tell my father
Kill the kid from Harry Potter
Pull up and go steal your daughter
We go catch a film tomorrow
Now your heart is filled with sorrow
Now everybody's like "Hey Arnold! Where's your girl?"
"She's with that LILNEDBIGBY guy..."

[Hook]
I don't really have no friends
I don't really have no friends, no

[Verse 3]
I will kill your dog and then go cook it up for Yao Ming
Take me to the pound and catch a pound, perfect timing
Seven little claws for every day of the week
Now I gotta wash my hands before I kill Malik

[Hook]
I don't really have no friends
I don't really have no friends, no

[Verse 4]
How's that for a Summer project
Take the beat and then I stomp it
Get my sweatshirt, then I flaunt it
Got that MD, yes I want it
I could rap fast, do you want it?
Oh I guess you really want it
Oh I guess you really want it
Oh I guess you really want it

[Verse 5]
If I had a hit
I would go flex on my next and my previous one
And then when I am done I could get a lump sum
And move all of my life away from you dum-dums
That's not fast enough? Ok
Stupid little cupid tryna do it like I do it to em
But it ain't that easy when I rap I go feel queasy
And the weather's really stormy, so your girl is really horny
So I gotta go

[Verse 6]
I got no time, yeah
I got no time, yeah
My net worth is less than a dime, yeah
I got no time, yeah
I got no time, yeah
My net worth is less than a dime, yeah