[Verse 1]
They said he was solvent, he pays no taxes to a province
They said he planted a garden in a Gushu tea forest
During a ceremony of voodoo, he promised
High off of Wu-Goo weed products
He said we emerge out of stardust
And that his arms came from birds
Riding the winds of a storm that came from a blackhole from far up
And landed in the armor of gold in the middle of the War of Sparta
Skin color of copper but much darker
They said he talked to Siddhartha then walked the Golgatha
With 12 chakras that were lighting like streetlights
From his crown down to his tail that entailed the saga
Naga, thus spoke Zarathustra
Talk Vedas and Kama Sutras
And saviors and honored rulers, some prayers to the Omni-future
From the Himalayas through the safaris with Buddha
We drunk tea from the oldest trees
It’s roots run all the way to Jerusalem
We decode the hieroglyphs in every sip
Then I leaned over and told him
I believe that mushrooms evolved from jellyfish
Or vice versa, take your pick
Let’s fly over Persia, let’s take the disc

[Verse 2]
In the beginnings of the first at the start of the universe
Sun, moon and earth, the African humid period
To humans note their kingdom such assume on earth
Before the heavens were ruined by Lucifer
And it was ran by supreme rulers and executioners
Before the one resurrected with Judas blood sent to Jerusalem
Betrayed by Judas, Jews and Peter of Jupiter
Son of the Author
Ascended in agreeable mortals the mystical oracles
And the ancient editorial writers for the Devil’s memorial
Beyond their portfolios
I gave a complete testimony and tutorial on where the Priest portal goes
Right here in Gregorian chants
I sit back and my throne and glance at a kingdom in technicolor
And I blend in like a gecko that’s the cover… stop!