Here's one that's gonna make ya cry!

Little Hard-ons walking down the street
I wonder if they'll meet
And get together

Little Hard-ons making lots of noise
Playing with the boys
Hoping it will be forever

I wanna be one of those flies upon the wall
And look at all those little hard-ons when they fall
Inside your pants is where the party is for all
And they will never know what it is like to shoot their wad all through the night

Little Hard-ons walking down the street
I wonder if they'll meet
And get together

Little Hard-ons making lots of noise
Playing with the boys
Hoping it will be forever