They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm kind of nice
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm so practical

They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm kinda clean
They call me Dr. Sticky
I don't regret it at all
I understand the way you are

They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm always close
I'm close to something pleasant
I don't know what it is
I understand why you're a boy and not a man
Oh such a judge of love could hardly ever be

Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
Ooh-ooh, Dr. Sticky
They call me Dr. Sticky
Because I'm always damp
They call me Dr. Sticky
'Cause I'm available
I think I'll spend the afternoon in bed with me
And then I'll go downstairs and see what I can see

(Thank you, goodnight
That's it, folks)