Xpertthief
GTA 5 Eminem Berzerk Parody
[Verse 1}
Trevor's getting pissed off but we're used to that
And Franklin is the driver got Chop in the back
Michael's aim you can't match up his shots do not lack
That's why your dead on the ground won't get up after tha-aat

Yes i just robbed an old lady because I'm crooked
Equipped my grenades it's time to cook it
They here the sirens & shots so they be looking
Couldn't give back the wallet instead I took it
Time to make like a novel you see me book it
Skip class to play we call it hooky

Let's bring back to the crib and stack it
Free roaming all night
& Doing whatever we like
& I don't mean that song by T.I. bish
We been playing GTA since the view was bird's eye bish

[Pre Hook]
Bike ridding, mountain climbing, sky diving in GTA
Pistol Popping, bodies dropping, strip club hopping, in GTA

[Hook]
We're gonna play this game until we go insane
& that will never change, all night 'til the A.M
Driving, crazy gang violence, here we go, here we go
Stick 'em up, get money or handcuffed
Robbing stores so I'm never broke (so)
Everybody, in the game, shake your body
[Verse 2]
See the girls like the way that I'm dressed up
Button pressed punch to the face now you messed up, now what
Poppin in to your store i be like guess what
I'm breaking into the registor gimme cash punk

This is just a game but we ain't playing
We 'bout our buisness & buying ourselves dang planes
Copped a cargo bomb my homie did the same thang
So if you in the air you'll get shot quick like bang bang

In the  strip Club like bow chicka wow wow
In the country hitting cow ca-ca cow cows
Is that a bike I want it now na-na now now
Got a problem then it's pow pa-pa pow pow

Are you stupid or dumb bro?
I just hijacked a lambo
If you gotta problem i got some ammo
Bam hoe

[Pre Hook]
Bike ridding, mountain climbing, sky diving in GTA
Pistol Popping, bodies dropping, strip club hopping, in GTA

[Hook]
We're gonna play this game until we go insane
And that'll never change
All night 'til the A.M
Driving, crazy gang violence
Here we go, here we go
Stick 'em up, get money or handcuffed
Robbing stores so I'm never broke (so)
Everybody, in the game, shake your body
[Michael Outro voiced by Xpertthief]
Stupid kids and their Grand Theft Auto
Whatever
Alright, time to go kill some people
[Fades until video is over]