[Verse 1]
The funeral cars crawl down the heartbreak side of town
The mourners all discuss the boy who caused a fuss
We chopped a billion trees to print up eulogies
But guys, we should have guessed the girls would say it best
Moondog

[Pre-Chorus]
Love, 'cause love's the final word
Nothing crosses love
Reason has to bow
If love demands it

[Chorus]
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Up there a flag will fly for mom and apple pie
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
The one place left to play, hey, the comeback's underway

[Verse 2]
The world was younger then, in bed asleep by ten
And daddies shook their fists at hidden communists
The earth was merely round before the slapback sound
Is there one spell can bring the once and future king?
(Moondog)
[Pre-Chorus]
Cut to somewhere deep in space
Beyond the Colonel's arms
Handsome doggone rake, the truly weightless

[Chorus]
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Up there a flag will fly (yes, sir) for mom and apple pie
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
The one place left to play, hey, the comeback's underway

[Chorus]
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Up there a flag will fly (yes, sir) for mom and apple pie
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
Moondog, guess who's on the moon
The one place left to play, hey, the comeback's underway

[Outro]
[Elvis Presley]
“Phew! There’s a lot of folks out there, boy…”