NARRATOR:
She was a classy Dame, but she had odd ways of showing her affection. From leaving me out cold in the dark to stealing my heart and my stuff. I'd let her get away with murder. The male chooses his attire carefully. Although the female's choices are endless, she borrows from the male for her camouflage.

A$AP Rocky:
Wait did I hear something? Nah, there's nothing.

NARRATOR:
The more savage of the species, the fеmales are known to hoard from the unsuspеcting males.

A$AP Rocky:
She did not steal my blazer. I can't steal any of her clothes.

NARRATOR:
She showed her affection in peculiar ways. She was warm in bed, but liked leaving me out in the cold.

[Indistinct talking]

She had charm in spades, but it seemed mine suited her more. Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but pancakes would. So, when I finally solved the case of my missing LuxBalm, I wasn't surprised when she surfaced. Not so fast baby, this one's mine. Gotcha!