Vybz Kartel
Mofraudo (Mavado Diss)

[Intro]
Yo, hear me a say, a big man ting
Ja know star, wh'am to pussyhole Mofraudo? (Wa' do dem pussy?)
Wha'm to battyboy nook-hand David Brooks?
Hear me a say man
Pussy them a chat and a trace, enuh (Mmm)
And them fi know say a Kartel, di war bloodclart angel, enuh
And unnu a di biggest informer
'Cause your ends shoot up, you run go report it inna Gleaner
Like you tek man for bomboclaat junior, now you see now
You see me in a bimmer?
Gunshot blow like Katrina
You need help from FEMA
Suck your mother, dog face battyboy
No bad like even mi shoelace
Aye Singa Blinga, wha' do some pussy?

[Verse 1]
None a dem pussy deh cyah call Mr. Palmer informer
Send him to di balmer
Diss Kartel, yah go get murder like yuh father
Real life war unuh rather
Mi neva kill a barber, but if ah so, ah so, rise di llama
Pear badman name Palmer, Tristan, worker from Payne Land
Wah do some pussy wid a second-hand Jeep and few name brand?
Sing some funeral Psalms when mi rise dem arms yah
Feel say yuh bad, come shoot up di Gaza
Real informer nuh clown Mister Palmer
You run to reporters like Lorna
You strap up wid pad, not armour, go call mi name inna Gleaner?
Di last man drive past yuh corner, ah gully yuh chuck inna
[Verse 2]
Everybody know, informer dats what you are
Seh mi shoot up yuh ends inna my owna car
How you fi gimme hype when yuh beg mi fi par?
And mi write five song gi' yuh, turn yuh innah star
Talk bout bad man place, who cut you inna yuh damn face?
Roach tell yuh me bow? Wrong man, wrong place
Delilah wipe har pussy pon yuh long face
Copper scatta head twenty-one place
Me and Singa Blinga never stop par, a di don so
You dis yuh songwriter name Tanso
Him write, 'Wah dem ah seh?'
Rise up di nanko, mek yuh marrow fly like john crow
Bout me cyah go Portmore, you ah lip trace
Me lock di scheme from Boston to Fifth Phase
Glock paste bear fat shot inna yuh dog-face
Dump him a dyke, yuh nuh deserve the morgue space
Wi chop man, wi nuh chop furniture
Di gyal yuh ah mind ah try mek her richer
She ah fuck one a my friend in your apartment, pon your bed under your picture
Ah me say Portmore have the Haskella
How mi fi leff Portmore, frass fella?
Earthworm, please warn fin-hand bredda
Or man ago open him head like umbrella

[Bridge]
Di Teacha nuh bleacha
Di chop innah yuh face, you ah rub wid Noxzema
Mofraudo, memba yuh have a battyman bredda
And yuh madda still suffer so wah mi fi bad mind fah?
[Verse 3]
Bout X5
Mi Harrier, di Bimma, di Honda, add up to wah? 8.8 million
Me buy a house fi mi madda, mine big like Pavillion
You come a hype bout crappy van
Memba di house weh yuh madda live likkle like patty van
Termite a nyam it like how yuh ah nyam Yvonne
Rrrah! You mi knock it pon, Uzi from Ackee Pond
Marrow nah fly, dat vanish like magician
Sell out which dads? How dads fi get sell out?
How dem a dads and nyaming Michelle out?
Fi him bow tongue soon fell out
When dem fling yuh through glass up ah Spring, did you yell out?
Nah kill nuh man and him shot off Tiger foot
Das why God set yuh finger like a nook
Addi crack skull like egg inna oil ah cook
Dem nuh gangster, dem ah gangster, designer look
Hold on, yuh baby madda name Delilah
Seh yuh suck more dan mosquitoes carrying malaria
Yuh nuh bad (No), yuh ah pussy inna bad man area
Nuh fit the criteria
Busy see mi wah day and run, but mi nah run him dung (Why?)
Cuz if yuh run dung yuh shadow now, you will never catch it
News bulletin

[Hook]
Mofraudo di failure
Yuh ketch di soldier man inna di house a fuck Delilah
Yuh rush di soldier and yuh get fucked up
People, anuh long time, ah since him buss weh day yah
[Outro]
The end
Of them, that is