Puff, puff, puff, puff
Puff, puff, puff
If you want the habit early
You must puff, puff, puff

You'll never lose your man if you drink Fat Cola
You'll never have to worry about losing him
You'll never lose your man if you drink Fat Cola
You'll never have to worry about bein' slim

You don't exactly smell
Exactly like a garden
Full of roses in the summertime
Should smell
Tell me what to do
I pray, what can I do?
Tell me what to do
Please, do tell

You need a deodorant
I need a deodorant?
You need a brand new scent
New Daisy Chain deodorant
You need a deodorant
Deodorant!
I said a brand new scent
Deodorant!
I need a new brand scent
New Daisy Chain deodorant