[Verse 1]
I turned thirteen
I can keep company
He comes over and sits with me
We watch movies
Go online
Unrestricted parental guidance

Every day that's how we be
Had all his attention on me
'Til my pops got me that new Playstation 3
And a 20-inch flat HD

[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden

[Chorus]
Cause that joystick messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick
Cause I can't compete
It's either me or that TV

Put down that joystick
Messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick
Cause I can't compete
He don't come just to see me
[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh

[Verse 2]
I was cool
We'd share it at first, you know
Now I'm taking this personal
Hands on my hip
Mugging
Neck rolling
Snatched the controller
Game over

He was cool
But he flipped on me
Now, I see how it's gon' be
Tried to act up
Pulled his card like a school ID
Made him bounce
He don't really want me

[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden
[Chorus]
Cause that joystick messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick
Cause I can't compete
It's either me or that TV

Put down that joystick
Messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick
Cause I can't compete
He don't come just to see me

[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh

[Bridge]
Mr. "No Good, Video Game Addicted"
The type that I should've known not to mess with
Told me, I had his heart
His number one chick
(Now it's over)
So he couldn't have been that committed

It's like I wasn't even in the room
He was all up in that "tick, tick, boom"
How you 'gon worry 'bout first and ten?
All I'm saying
You really should have put this ten first
[Chorus]
Cause that joystick messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick
Cause I can't compete
It's either me or that TV

Put down that joystick
Messed around and took my boyfriend
Them games be making me so sick
Cause I can't compete
He don't come just to see me

[Refrain]
That's why I, I hate Madden
That's why I, I hate Madden, oh