[Lyrics stolen from Ben Visini's Bandcamp]

(Ben): Hey, man!
(LL): Hey Ben, you wanna collaborate on a song?
(Ben): I would love to, but uhhhh
It would make all your other songs look weak by comparison, ya know?
(LL): Oh, okay, what do you mean by that?
(Ben): Oh, no, I'm not making up excuses. This is totally something I'm capable of doing
(LL): Well, do you still wanna do it?
(Ben): (awkward pause) Fuck it, sure
(LL): Let's go

VERSE 1
(Ben): You're looking at the master
Of anything you ask
I'm guaranteed to rock that shit
No matter the task
It's just that if I do those things
I'll make everyone look so bad
So I always choose to hold back
You're welcome in advance
Oozing with natural talent
And I'll make sure you know it
Just have to take my word
'Causе I won't ever show it
So if I evеr back down from a challenge
It's not 'cause I'm afraid
I swear it's not 'cause I'm afraid
It's totally not that I suck at it, no way
CHORUS 1
Baby I’m too good
I know that I’m the best
I’m just too damn good
Don’t put me to the test!
I could try new things
I know how that would go
Greatest of all time
Just 'cause I told you so

(LL Cool Jew)
VERSE 2
Couldn’t be a weightlifter 'cause I’m too damn jacked
I couldn’t ever go to Harvard cuz I’m too good at math
I don’t ever have sex 'cause my pump too nice
Could never be a fancy chef 'cause i got too much spice

I could make this song better if I tried
If I did, it would only hurt your pride
I’m an achiever, I’m sick, no fever
I’m both the quarterback and the receiver

Joining the NBA was one of my aims
Until i thought about myself dunking on LeBron James
That would be majorly embarrassing for him
Tears in his eyes while I’m hanging off the rim
I make everybody else feel inadequate (walking)
When you saw my rhymes, you know that you had to quit
Yeah I’m just fartin’ on the beat, I’m so flatulent
You got passions, well might as well abandon it! Bitch

CHORUS 2
Baby I’m too good
I know that I’m the best
I’m just too damn good
Don’t put me to the test!
A jack of all trades
I’m naturally blessed
Pick anything, I’m great
You’ll be embarrassed

(bridge)
This doesn’t make me lazy
To always have an alibi
It’s just i would be too amazing
Why bother giving it a try?

I have no redeeming qualities
I make sure everybody sees
That I’m the best that a person can be (at everything)
My fear of failure breaks my will
I compensate for lack of skill
To prove I’m not a worthless piece of shit
Of shit
'Cause I'm just too good!
I know that I’m the best (pump!)
I’m just too damn good
Don’t put me to the test! (pumpy pump!)
Whenever you think
Of something I can’t do
Don’t even ask me to
Already know that I’m too good