[Intro]
I think this intro should be more dramatic
Hahahaha, hahaha
Ah man
It's LL season, let's ride

Hands up, hands up
Hands up, slip into the bath salt

[Chorus]
(Push it) Never 'cause I have to
(Push it) it's because I'm a bastard
(Push it) And I got the game mastered
(Push it) ear drums, dealing with harassment
(Push it) Went back to the basement
Hand on my nuts, that's product placement
The game lost its flavor, I wonder where the taste went
(Push it) I said I wonder where the taste went
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
(Push it) Yeah, slip into the bath salt
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
Push it real good
(Flip)

[Verse 1]
Uh, boss of all bosses
Face in the car, make a young girl nauseous
Yeah, this beat salad when I toss this
Never go against me, you lack resources
What? I skywalk where the force is
Back in the '80s I was playin' in Porsches
Money ain't a problem, I absorb my losses
Maserati Cool J, galloping horses
Nah, there's never been one like me
They're looking for a new me as if there might be
Even with a love song, that's unlikely
If L ain't the dope, may lightning strike me
Uh, killa Queens all day
I got what you want, what you willin' to pay?
Your boy Ladies Love sound clean on the track
Slip into the bath salt and wash my back
Come on
[Chorus]
(Push it) Never 'cause I have to
(Push it) It's because I'm a bastard
(Push it) And I got the game mastered
(Push it) Ear drums, dealing with harassment
(Push it) Went back to the basement
Hand on my nuts, that's product placement
The game lost its flavor, I wonder where the taste went
(Push it) I said I wonder where the taste went
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
Push it real good
(Back, back, back)

[Verse 2]
Honestly I was scared to come back
It was ugly not knowing how the game would react
Said my old gym teacher ain't supposed to rap (Uh-huh)
But now I teach class, put bats on they ass
You see it in my eyes, transparent like glass
Giving all but my soul to have another smash
Yeah, LL Cool J
Thirty years later, be me for a day
Same age as her daddy, she love me anyway
So I told her what to read and I showed her how to pray
Cats on my team, got MBA's
But it's My Black Ass on the Wembley stage
I don't act my shoe size, I act my age
Never try to sound like a rapper I raised
Bald as a tire, can't grow no braids
But the money's coming in in 360 ways
[Chorus]
(Push it) Never 'cause I have to
(Push it) It's because I'm a bastard
(Push it) And I got the game mastered
(Push it) Ear drums, dealing with harassment
(Push it) Went back to the basement
Hand on my nuts, that's product placement
The game lost its flavor, I wonder where the taste went
(Push it) I said I wonder where the taste went
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
(Push it) Yeah, slip into the bath salt
(Push it) Slip into the bath salt
Push it real good
(Flip)

[Outro]
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Ayo, look at 'em over there, baby)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Uh-huh)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Uh-huh)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Ayo, what up?)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Put your glass up)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Now put your glass up)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Now put your glass up)
Lookin' kinda salty over there
(Church)