One thing I miss
Is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl, Ethyl
Let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl
Come and freeze me with your charms
One thing, no lie -
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
She's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

[Repeat 2nd verse]
Come on, cold Ethyl, freeze me baby
One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

[Repeat 2nd verse]
Come here, cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold ?...OO..So cold
Cold Ethyl, cold, cold Ethyl
If I live 'til 97
You'll still be waiting
In refrigerator heaven
Cuz you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl - you're my paradise