You cheat and steal every day
You're only human, it's okay
Don't bother with morality
It doesn't sound like fun to me

And if the truth gets in the way
"Bend it, twist it," that's what I say

I wanna get in trouble with you
I wanna hit and run with you

I'm gonna be the air you breathe
I'm gonna teach you to deceive

It could be a wonderful world
If all of you could only see
It would be a wonderful world
If everyone was just like me
Just like me

This rotten place is just my style
The smell of death just drives me wild
Money's the root and that's for sure
That old disease with no known cure

So much sin, so much pain
So many souls for me to gain
I wanna kiss and tell with you
I wanna go to Hell with you

I'm gonna be the air you breathe
I'm gonna teach you to believe

It could be a wonderful world
If all of you could only see
It would be a wonderful world
If everyone was just like me

It could be a wonderful world
If everyone could only see
It would be a wonderful world
If all of you were just like me
Just like me