[Verse 1]
Oh, candy everywhere, got chocolate in my hair
Aching to get me
Sticky sweet suckers in the Halloween air
Aching to get me
Saint Vitus dance on my molars tonight
Aching to get me
Aching to get me, get me, oh

[Verse 2]
I take it to the doc', I guess he ought to know
La-da-da-da-da
Which ones can stay and which ones gotta go
La-da-da-da-da
He looks in my mouth and then he starts to gloat
He says my teeth are okay, but my gums got to go
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I come off the gas, but I'm still seeing spies
Aching to get me
And I can see them all through a pair of glassy eyes
Aching to get me
De Sade's gonna live in my mouth tonight
La-da-da-da-da
And the rotten tooth fairy's satisfied
La-da-da-da-da
Aching to get me, get me, oh
[Outro]
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, uh, uh, God