[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
You remember that total eclipse of the sun a couple of weeks ago?

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
I was walkin' through the wholesale flower district that day

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Shoop da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Chang da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Snip da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
'Cause he knows, you see, strange plants are my hobby
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Da da da da da da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
He didn't have anything unusual there that day

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Nope, da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
And I was about to, you know, walk on by

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Good for you

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
When suddenly and without warning, there was this

[ALL]
Total eclipse of the sun!

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
It got very dark
And then I heard this strange humming sound
Like something from another world
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Da-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
When the light came back
This weird plant was just sitting there

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Whoop-see-doo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
Just stuck in, you know, among the zinnias

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Audrey Two

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before
But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, & CHIFFON]
Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo-oo-ooo

[SEYMOUR (spoken)]
For a dollar ninety-five