Well, howdy, partners
Dressing up and pretending sure is a lot of fun
I'm Sheriff Bart from the Wild, Wild West
It looks like everyone else here is dressed up as cowboys, too
Yeehaw

Here's a story 'bout a cowboy named Muno
The nicest fella that you could help to know
Never talked mean, always kept a good attitude
Howdy, partner
Howdy

One day, he was playing with his friends
When a new cowboy walked in
He looked kinda mean and dirty
With a frown upon his facе
And he had nothing nice to say

And peoplе were scared
But Muno tried to be nice to him
Howdy, partner, how are you doing?
Nice to meet you, welcome to GabbaLand
Won't you sit down and play with us today

But the new cowboy just laughed at Muno
I don't like you
And I don't like them
And I don't play nice
And I don't need friends
He is mean, yes that's for sure
He doesn't play nice, yes that's for sure
We're all friends and we're not mean
If you're not nice, you'll have to leave
I'm not going anywhere
This place isn't big enough for the both of us
I challenge you to a banana eating showdown
Let's see what you got, cowboy
Uh, what's a "Showdown"?
A showdown is a contest where both people try to win

A showdown, looks like a showdown
A showdown, everybody gather around

[Instrumental Break]

Muno won the showdown for sure
The bad cowboy was shown to the door
You're always welcome back
If you decide to play nice
Uh, okay
I gotta go now, my work here is done
And once again, the good guy has won
We sure had fun, now we're gonna walk off into the sun
Take care
See ya later, everybody
Goodbye, goodbye

Well, the good guys won again
And like in every good Western
They must ride into the sunset alone
We'll sure miss that good cowboy Muno
But I'm sure he'll be coming back to visit real soon
I'm the best banjo player here in GabbaLand
I'm a-pickin'
And I'm a-grinnin'