Blondie
Mr. Sightseer
If you take me for a ride
I'll be your sightseeing guide
I'll show you things you've only heard of
Two-fisted love, uh-huh

If you take for a ride
I'll be your undercover spy
I'll get you things you've only heard of
High-rising love, uh-huh

If you take me for a ride
I'll ride you out to the sky
You'll see the colored rings of Saturn
Psychedelic patterns, uh-huh

True love

If you take me for a ride
I'll be your sightseeing guide
I'll introduce you to a superstar
You'd forget the midnight hour

Mister Sightseer
Do you believe her?
Sightseer
If you take me for a ride
I'll be your sightseeing guide
I'll show you things you've only heard of
Two-fisted love, uh-huh

If you take me for a ride
I'll be your undercover spy
I'll get you things you've only heard of
High-rising love, uh-huh

Sightseer, come to the town
I've caught us to the pier
I'll take you underground
Forget the convention now
And maybe we'll go down
Sightseer, do you believe her?

If you take me for a ride
I'll ride you up to the sky
You'll see the colored rings of Saturn
Psychedelic patterns, uh-huh

True love

If you take me for a ride
I'll be your sightseeing guide
I'll introduce you to a superstar
You'd forget the midnight hour