[Verse 1]
Oh hey, you got unnerving face
Twitching eyes like Norman Bates
You got a cigarette, eye on a mirror
Farm boy Brown, gas station sweeper

You took that girl, you put the saddle on her
Just thirteen, she's her daddy's apple
And she don't know
You're the kidnapper, uh-huh

Oh hey, your Daddy's Whiskey Sam
He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland
Playing solitaire, your Mother fidgets
You wannna be rich, but you won't dig ditches

She bitches like a brat
She got the money
People breaking their necks
And she thinks it's funny
Where's your old man now?
Nobody's home, uh-huh

[Bridge]
Kidnapper
Kidnapper
Kidnapper
Kidnapper
Well she don't know
You're the kidnapper, uh-huh
[Verse 2]
Oh hey, they call you Skinny Jim
And nobody knows the boat you're in
They dipped your tail
When you were back in school
Well, you're a real strange cake
But you're nobody's fool

So you took that girl
You put the saddle on her
Just thirteen, she's fresh out of diapers
And she don't know
You're the kidnapper, uh-huh

[instrumental solo bridge; piano, guitar, and drum solos]

She don't know
You're the kidnapper, uh-huh
Where's your old man now?
Nobody's home, uh-huh
Well she don't know
You're the kidnapper, uh-huh