I wanna be a platinum blonde, ooh
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jean, Jayne, Mae, and Marlene
Yeah, they good, they really had fun

In a luminous day glow shade
Walk into a bar and I'll have it made
'Cause if that's all it takes
A double processed blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Be a platinum blonde

I even tried wearing
A wig for a while
It was the right color
But not the right style
Gonna get some peroxide
At the bеauty supply
See ya later

[Guitar and piano solos]

I wanna be a platinum blonde, ah
Just likе all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jean, Jayne, Mae, and Marlene
Yeah, they good, they really had fun
Now if you need me on Sunday
And you look twice and see
That platinum blonde
Is gonna be me
In a double processed luminous day glow shade
When I get this color
I'll have it made in the shade
Oh, I hope I'm okay

I wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Oh Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde

I'll hit the bottle baby