[Intro, spoken]
And now, we leave this debate on farm subsidies to bring you remarks by Joe Biden and Blondie as they form a super group to promote world peace

[Verse 1, Joe Biden & Blondie]
I remember walking in
Into the senate gym
Between the shower and the stalls there were scores of naked men
Naked men
I felt guilty, I was fully clothed
Naked, naked men
I'm not stating anything you don't already know

Oh, everybody's naked underneath their clothes
Why we keep up the charade is what the aliens would like to know

The pundits say that we're divided today
But that's simply not true
We're all dressed the same when we're n***
Dressed the same when we're n***
Dressed the same when we're n***

[Verse 2, Sean Hannity, Pat Buchanan & Evan Gregory]
Iran does not have a bomb
You don't have any concerns at all?
What are you frightened of Sean? (Okay)
Your friend Bibi's been talking about Iran
Bibi's sitting on two hundred atom bombs
Iran is fighting ISIS and Al Qaeda
What are you afraid of?
Just one thing
What are you afraid of?
He's afraid of one thing
[Chorus]
Naked men
Naked, naked men (You can't handle this truth)
Naked men in the senate gym

[Verse 3, Elizabeth Warren, Rachel Maddow & Sarah Gregory]
Big Wall Street banks are so upset with Senator Warren's call for them to be broken up
I just want two things from the big banks
I want 'em not to cheat people
I want 'em so they can't wreck the economy

Please ignore what you just heard
Our new sponsor assures you that it never occurred

[Verse 4, Mike Huckabee, Michael Smerconish & Andrew Gregory]
Should the baker have to bake the cake?
The baker should be able to say "I can't bake the cake"
Just bake the cake
But I can't bake the cake
Just bake the cake
For goodness sake, who gets the cake?
The florist and the candlestick maker
Uhh, the militant gays and the pizza maker
The chill homophobe and the undertaker

[Pre-Chorus, Edward Snowden & John Oliver]
You mentioned the NSA was passing around naked pictures
It's not seen as a big deal
You see naked pictures all the time
[Chorus]
Naked men (You see naked pictures all the time)
Naked, naked men (The tender fannies)
Naked men in the senate gym (Naked pictures)
(Maintain eye contact in the senate gym)
Naked men (Oh, naked men)
Naked, naked men (Naked women too)
Naked men in the senate gym (Naked men, they're completely n***)