[Intro: Mike Chapman]
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
One, two
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1: Debbie Harry]
Every day, you've go to wake up
Disappear behind your makeup
Take away your calendar watch
And you can't keep track until your heart attack

[Pre-Chorus: Debbie Harry]
Hey, I'm living in a magazine
Page to page in my submarine
Hey now, Cindy, you can't get to me
Need an elevator?
Hey, I'll see you later

[Chorus: Debbie Harry]
'Cause I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
No more, no more, yeah

[Verse 2: Debbie Harry]
I can be whatever I want to
I talk to me, I even agree
Every day's a holiday
You can look through the glass
And take a photograph
[Pre-Chorus: Debbie Harry]
You will never ever walk on the moon
Leave your body and float through the room
You could never conquer me
'Cause I'm not here and you're not there, yeah

[Chorus: Debbie Harry]
And I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
No more, no more, yeah
Didn't I ever tell you I was gone?
Didn't I ever tell you I was gone? Bye-bye

[Verse 3: Debbie Harry]
I can do anything at all
I'm invisible and I'm twenty feet tall
Pull the plug on your digital clock
And it all goes dark and the bodies stop

[Pre-Chorus: Debbie Harry]
Hey, I'm living in a magazine
Page-to-page in my teenage dream
Hey, now, Mary, you can't follow me
Without a satellite
I'm on a power flight
'Cause I'm not living, I'm not living, I'm not living, I'm not living
[Outro: Debbie Harry]
I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
No more, no more
I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
I'm not living in the real world
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more
No more, no more, no more