Even though Jeff was worried, they weren't in a hurry
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Sue had a brand new Chevy, conservative, in good taste
Only 30 payments due
They had outstanding tickets
They had no car insurance, but they had lots of things to do
They were getting organized
They had their plans all finalized
The date was set for Saturday
Susie and Jeffey, they're gonna get married
They're going for a blood test
"What if I don't pass my blood test? What about our marriage licence? What if I can't be deprogrammed?"
"Don't act like it's your last chance. We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch. It's not like Gordon Avenue."
Susie and Jeffey, they're gonna get married
They're going for a blood test
Jeffrey said "Let's wait."
Sue took her foot off the brake
He drove into a wall
"Don't get excited, now don't shout! I'll scratch your eyes out. Now we can't have our honeymoon!"
"Don't touch she's my fiance! Say, but I like the way you play."
An autograph from Orson Welles
"I'm a fan, here's my record (it's one we can't get programmed) we want to give to all of you."
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a disagreement
Sue took her foot off the brake
He drove the car into a wall