[Intro: Mordecai, Rigby]
Dude, you know what we should do?
What?
We should write a hit song
Dude, we should totally write a hit song
Check it out

[Pre-Chorus: Rigby, Mordecai]
Some people play the bass
And some people play the conga
But I'm about to play, this chimi-chimichanga
Turn up the treble, turn up the bass
'Cause I'm shovin' guacamole, all up into my face
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa, changa
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa, changa (Changa)

[Verse 1: Rigby, Mordecai]
Write deep like a journal, a chimi-inferno
Tortilla swaddled, wrapped so tight, I'm feeling paternal
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Zero one one one, zero zero zero zero
Zero one one, zero one, zero zero one
Zero, one one, zero
Zero, one, one, one
One, one, one
[Chorus: Mordecai]
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa, changa
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa, changa (Changa)

[Bridge: Rigby, Mordecai]
Turn up the treble, turn up the bass
'Cause I'm shovin' guacamole, all up into my face

[Verse 3: Rigby, Both]
Yo, my name is Rigby, I got pizza galore
You may have a lot of pizza, but I got much more
Had to borrow Benson's car, 'cause it's a crisis
Downtown they're sellin' slices at half prices
I knew he'd say no, so I didn't say please
I snuck into his office and made off with these keys
These keys, these keys
Made off with these key-e-e-e-e-e-e-

[Chorus: Mordecai, Rigby]
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa, changa
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
Changa, changa
Chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimi-chimichanga
[Outro: Rigby, Mordecai]
Some people play the bass
And some people play the conga