Oh Linda oh Linda
I wanna be your boyfrienda
I'll make you feel so good
Treat you like a queen
You've got the biggest TV I've ever seen!
Bark for the bone if your tired of being alone
Get up! And call me on the phone
You're down on you're knees
Smile and say "cheese" if you want it let the truth be known
Oh Linda
Linda don't you cry
I got some lotion I'd like you to try
You've got the greatest plastic horse collection
Linda Linda can I be your love connection?
Bark for the bone if you're tried of being alone
Get up! And call me on the phone
You're down on your knees smile and say cheese
If you want it! Let the truth be known
(Ohhhh yeahh)
Oooooooo ooooooo ooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo
Oh Linda oh Linda
All you're money
I wanna spenda!
We'll go out tonight to the rock show
I'll get ya popcorn and some nachos!
Bark for the bone if your tired of being alone
Get up and call me on the phone!
Dont sit there like a log
Do it like a dog
Stand up! Start barking for the bone
Bark for the bone!
You're gonna bark for the bone
You're gonna bark for the bone
You're gonna bark for the boneee..