[Verse 1]
Why aren't you in school?
Your mama i shall call
I am sorry teacher
My sister is in hospital
Polina is in hospital!
Yes i am so upset!
I am sorry for shouting
And i am sorry for the threat

[Verse 2]
How many days off
School do you need?!
They say she might be here
For at-least 100 weeks!
I can't stop my tears
My sister might be
In hospital for years!

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Is she dying?
Can I speak to Polina?
Yes you can!
She is right over here!

[Chorus 1]
How you feeling darling?
I hope you're not feeling worse
I feel pretty great, since I got
My first job as a nurse
[Chorus 2]
Wait a minute!
KAREN I AM GIVING DETENTION
TO YOUR STUPID BUM BUM
I outsmarted my teacher
Because i am so dumb

[Verse 3]
Sitting in detention, is hard teacher
Karen, I don’t care
This is so unfair!
I should’ve not came to school
I really should’ve played it cool
Polina, I miss you
Sorry for being stupid

[Verse 4]
Little Karen’s sitting there, clock is ticking slow
Teacher, miss, why do you not know?
I feel like a cat that’s trapped
But my heart just collapsed
Polina, can’t you hear my heart?
I should’ve not have lied, but it fell apart
Sorry has a way of losing time
This detention is too long, but you are on my mind
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Are you done with your test?
Uh, yes, I tried my best
Time to turn it in
Then I thought of the words that she said

[Chorus 1]
How you feeling darling?
I hope you're not feeling worse
I feel pretty great, since I got
My first job as a nurse

[Chorus 2]
Wait a minute!
KAREN I AM GIVING DETENTION
TO YOUR STUPID BUM BUM
I outsmarted my teacher
Because i am so dumb

[Outro]
Teacher, how long will I go
5:30, but now 5:40
Why?
Cause you asked when
When am I getting out of this hell