Oh, what is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it
(Beer!) How we really love it
(Beer!) Makes me think I'm a man!

(Beer!) I can kiss and hug it
(Beer!) But I'd rather chug it
(Beer!) Got my belly up to here!
(Beer!) I could not refuse a
(Beer!) I could really use a
Beer, beer, beer!

(Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer)

[high voice]
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve pack with my dad (*burp*)
[low voice]
That's my son the drunken, manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud! (*bottle caps popping*)
[high voice]
Here, have some pretzels-
[low voice]
No, I'll call it quits
Those things give me the Schlitz!
(*laughter*)
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink 'til your fat stomach distends!
Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
We like to drink 'til we spew—ew!
Who cares if we get fat? (I'll drink to that!)
As we sing once more:

What is the malted liquor?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it
(Beer!) How we really love it
(Beer!) Makes me think I'm a man!

(Beer!) I can kiss and hug it
(Beer!) But I'd rather chug it
(Beer!) Got my belly up to here!
(Beer!) Golly, I adore it
(Beer!) Come on, damnit, pour it
Do it for me, brew it for me
Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer!)
The most wonderful drink in the world
Hooray!
(*burp*)