[The winner of this award was Reddit]
[Voiced by John C]

There is no userbase that is more self-aggrandizing, hopelessly unfunny, and shameless than the hordes of teenagers and manchildren constantly circlejerking their upvote buttons and Reddit Gold awards.

Like leeches, they swarm on any game or company that appeals to them, sucking any sort of nuanced discussion out of them by putting it on a pedestal and just--sucking it dry. Every main subreddit is made up of power users circle-jerking each others’ “hot” takes, power-tripping mods that ban any sort of dissent unless thеy personally agree with it, and casuals with no sense of tastе or reason brainlessly upvoting posts that don’t need it.

“Does anyone else think that The Witcher 3 is the best game ever?”

“Heh, check out this cool Skyrim meme I stole from Twitter!”

“Wow! Look at this Zelda cake my girlfriend made me for my birthday!”

EVERY SINGLE POST, REGURGITATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN AD NAUSEAM. NOT EVEN THESE SUBREDDITS ARE FREE OF THIS SHIT. GOD I FUCKING HATE REDDIT. FUCK!